Montreal, QB – The Quebec Liberal Party announced this morning that they plan to use their next ten years worth of equalization payments to pave the streets in Montreal in gold. When asked for a statement, their spokesperson Jean LaDouche commented “We really feel that Montreal has earned this, after carrying Canada on our backs… Read More Quebec to Pave Streets with Gold
Washington, DC – Reports are coming in after book Fire and Fury claims President Trump is having an affair in the Whitehouse behind closed doors. Reports claim the affair started in July 2017 after Trump had a petting zoo on the Whitehouse property. Petting zoo owner Joseph Ridic has said “I wasn’t to sure why… Read More Trump Having An Affair In Whitehouse
London, England – Today after meeting with the Queen, Doug Wellington the Duke of Newfoundland managed to set the biggest gay rights festival in history woth the help of the royal family. The Queen originally didn’t support the notion of this festival until Prince Harry’s recent coming out. “He seems to have sexual tendiceys towards… Read More England To Host Biggest Gay Rights Festival Ever
Los Angeles, CA – Stocks have taken a fall today after reports of 14 big earthquakes off the coast of California all the way up to Alaska. Over 739 Billion dollars in estimated damage, as well as 35 major ports destroyed. Could take upwards of 20 years before everything can get up and running again.… Read More Stocks Plummet After Earthquakes Hit West Coast
Charlottesville, VA – Astronomer’s at the National Radio Astronomy Observatories have made a big discovery today after receiving multiple radio waves in the early hours of the morning. A team of five astronomer’s worked their hardest to intercept and translate the message. During the time when the group of five astronomer’s worked to translate the… Read More Astronomers Receive Message From Space
Washington, DC – Breaking, North Korea set to go to war with America after the book “Fire and Fury” was found by a North Korean spy. After reading “Fire and Fury” Kim announced to millions of starving citizens that “the United States is weak and we need to show the world who the great leader… Read More North Korea Set To Go To War
Seattle, WA – Hugh Jassole here with some great tips to bulk up during the winter season. 1. When picking wieghts up from the ground you wanna make sure your legs are shoulder width apart and then jerk your back making sure the weights move upwards as quick as possible. 2. Always and I mean… Read More 5 Best Ways To Bulk Up
