Astronomers Receive Message From Space

Charlottesville, VA – Astronomer’s at the National Radio Astronomy Observatories have made a big discovery today after receiving multiple radio waves in the early hours of the morning. A team of five astronomer’s worked their hardest to intercept and translate the message. During the time when the group of five astronomer’s worked to translate the… Read More Astronomers Receive Message From Space

Study Confirms Zero Correlation Between Diesel Trucks and Dick Size

Edmonton, AB – A recent study conducted by the University of Alberta confirms that driving a diesel does not in fact make your penis grow in size. Popular rumors seemingly convinced many citizens that purchasing, modifying and carelessly driving these trucks will have a positive growth effect on the male genitalia, however, that is not… Read More Study Confirms Zero Correlation Between Diesel Trucks and Dick Size