Vegans On the Warpath Again

San Francisco – Reports coming in this morning detail the latest in vegan protests. It seems as though vegans are now demanding that carnivorous animals give up eating meat for good. “It’s not a meal, it’s murder!” was heard being chanted, and protesters show no sign of slowing down. “If we can change and adapt our diet, I see no good reason why wolves and lions and all other cruel and evil meat eaters can’t do the same.” replied one protester when asked what resolution they were fighting for. It appears as though the demonstration is gaining momentum, and will not stop until every single being on the planet has been brought to justice.