School Teacher’s Are Fed Up With Classroom Size

Houston, TX – Teacher’s in Houston are fed up with the classroom sizes. An average classroom can easily fit 24 students of average size, unfortunately American children are getting so fat an average classroom can only fit 16 kids.

We spoke to highschool science teacher, Vladimir Phathait who had this to say “These classrooms are getting so cramped its hard to move around at all, I spend more time getring kids unstuck that I can’t teach them anything plus the school board won’t refund me for the 2 tons of butter I’ve needed to purchase to get these kids unstuck from thier desks.” The school board has recused to comment about the situation.