Canadians In Outrage Over Maple Syrup Scandal

Ottawa, ON – Canadian in outrage today following the Trudeau maple syrup scandal. Reports estimate 500 million dollars worth of maple syrup has been used to pay off political leaders and federal agents to help push Trudeau’s plan to overthrow Trump’s presidency early 2019 and become the next supreme leader of the free world.

When asked why Trudeau responded with “Candians are to naive to think I’m here to help, I only care about my agenda and nothing else. Legalization of marijuana is only going to be used to distract Canadians from what’s going on behind closed doors. That’s why I’m pushing for immigrants to get thier citizenship to keep me in power longer, If things go as planned I’ll be the next big dictator like my father Castro.”