Washington, DC – Reports are coming in after book Fire and Fury claims President Trump is having an affair in the Whitehouse behind closed doors. Reports claim the affair started in July 2017 after Trump had a petting zoo on the Whitehouse property. Petting zoo owner Joseph Ridic has said “I wasn’t to sure why President Trump wanted to buy my prized sheep marigold, but now it all makes sense.”
Daniel Tryvan, One of Trump’s close friends has stated that since Trump’s visit to Iraq 7 years ago he has had a fascination with sheep, ranging from pitcures, videos and even getting a make over for “Precious” his sheep. Needless to say, having an affair with a sheep is baaaaad for business.