Quebec to Pave Streets with Gold

Montreal, QB – The Quebec Liberal Party announced this morning that they plan to use their next ten years worth of equalization payments to pave the streets in Montreal in gold. When asked for a statement, their spokesperson Jean LaDouche commented “We really feel that Montreal has earned this, after carrying Canada on our backs the whole time”. He also commented on how that without their magic trees that produce maple syrup, Canada would be broke, starving, and virtually unknown to the world.