Teenagers Across the Nation Reach New Levels of Laziness

Nashville, TN – In a shocking trend that seems to be sweeping the nation, American teens have taken laziness to a whole new level. “Like why the hell should I have to actually talk to my mother when there could be some sort of telepathic link? I mean you see this type of stuff in movies and comics, why isn’t it the reality?” Commented one greasy teen. “I just don’t have time to discuss such menial topics with my parents, what with Call of Duty and banging your mom” replied another when asked about his thoughts on the subject.

“You guys are lucky I even had time for this interview” Research suggests that this is not a new idea, as teens have always tried to get out of anything you ask them.


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