North Korea Set To Go To War

Washington, DC – Breaking, North Korea set to go to war with America after the book “Fire and Fury” was found by a North Korean spy. After reading “Fire and Fury” Kim announced to millions of starving citizens that “the United States is weak and we need to show the world who the great leader is!” Many cheered after hearing the great leader’s speech, even though they don’t know anything of the outside world.

President Trump has announced that “Kim Jong-Un doesn’t have the balls to bomb us, those slanty eyed rice pickers can’t even read.” Even though that has caused some issues with activist groups, 75% of Americas agree with Trump.